walk into the club like what up, i got a big load of crippling responsibility that i have no energy to deal with and my life is falling apart
IT REALLY ANNOYS ME HOW ONLY GIRLS GET CALLED OUT FOR SWEARING TOO MUCH BECAUSE “ITS NOT LADYLIKE” FUCK YOU IM NOT HERE TO BE “LADYLIKE” IM HERE TO KICK ASS
I’m going to go get myself a dr pepper from the fridge
just got back from getting a dr pepper from the fridge
took a few sips
still drinking it. about halfway done
maybe a couple sips left
finished the dr pepper
me after I robbed a bank: immediately returns all the money, apologizes, turns myself in, apologizes again, goes to jail, serves my time, turns my life around, gets job as security guard at bank I robbed
sleep tight? NO THANKS ILL SLEEP AS LOOSE AS I WANT THIS IS AMERICA
don’t you hate when you’re driving and the car in front of you is soooo slow but then you pass them and you see that a snail was driving and you’re like “oh that makes sense now”
I love Lupita Nyongo’s Brother
because he literally did
exactly what we would do
if we went to the Oscars
except he did it 220022932 times better.
Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall
sharp rocks at the bottom?
bring it on
I will keep this photo posted for 1 week.
Every time someone Reblogs this photo I will donate 10 cent to charity: water
After the money is donated I will post proof of donation.
Show you care & Reblog.
why are people so obsessed with “top or bottom”
honestly im just excited to have a bunk bed
uhm im pretty sure OP was talking about sex lol. what are you 12 or something ?
. what the fuck is sex
This is the world of equality. It’s horribly small.
I love how everyone who reblogs this knows exactly what it is about.
i would love to see Illinois on here.
can someone explain me this post? Thank you.
The places colored in have marriage equality. The rest do not.
*whispers* Why aren’t the oceans coloured
Because fish are fascist homophobes